Кухня

        ...На кухне брат Олдер выходил из себя. Кротоначальник и его собратья решили приготовить громадный малиновый пудинг, чтобы вся Страна Цветущих Мхов далась диву. Олдер, в бешенстве сорвав с себя поварской колпак, принялся выплясывать, приговаривая:
        — Везде, везде мука, малина, мед, крем. Никакого спасения нет!
        Кротоначальник и ухом не повел; однако другой крот, толстяк по имени Бакстон, успокаивающе помахал лапой перед самым носом разбушевавшегося Олдера:
        — Зря с ума сходишь, урр! Все будет в лучшем виде.

    Новые рецепты

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    Девять жизней у нас

    Девять жизней

    Горячий Сидр Страны Цветущих Мхов

    Фиалка поклонилась, широко раскинув лапы.

    - Вот и он - праздничный обед из девяти блюд!

    Брат Гуго сдержал улыбку.

    - Это будет первый праздник на моей памяти, на котором нечего будет пить!

    - Ой, извините! Я совсем забыла про специальный горячий сидр Страны Цветущих Мхов! - Фиалка прикрыла рот лапкой.

    Повар по запаху пробрался через кухню к огромной чаше.

    - Никогда его не забуду. Я его учуял отсюда. Этот восхитительный аромат - то, что я помню о зимних праздниках с тех пор, как я был диббуном.

    Фиалка присела в реверансе. 

    - Спасибо, брат Гуго. А вот как я его приготовила:

    Октябрьский Эль

    Констанция и сестра Фиалка наблюдали за Тимом и Амброзием, которые уселись на лестинце и принялись за еду и питье, время от времени перешептываясь.

    - Посмотри, эти двое наверное обмениваются секретными рецептами, - хихикнула Фиалка.

    Констанция приподняла бровь.

    - Сомневаюсь, что Амброзий Пика стал бы делиться своими рецептами с кем-то.

    - Говорят, что честный обмен не ограбление, - пожала плечами Фиалка. - Может, подойдем поближе и послушаем их?

    Констанция выглядела потрясенной таким предложением, но не смогла скрыть озорной огонек в глазах.

    - Пойдем!

    Тим как раз закончил рассказывать свой рецепт Амброзию. Хитрый Хранитель погребов заметил, что Констанция и Фиалка слоняются поблизости, подмигнул Тиму и заговорил чуть громче.

    - Сперва я беру бочку грязной дождевой воды, а потом макаю в нее свой фартук и оставляю на день-два. Потом забираю овощные очистки у брата Гуго, самые старые и заплесневелые. После чего надо их натереть хорошей пригоршней дикого чеснока...

    Констанция и Фиалка уставились друг на друга и, обидевшись, бочком отошли от лестницы. Амброзий подождал, пока они не уйдут достаточно далеко, чтобы не слышать его.

    - Хо-хо, это научит их, как подслушивать мои рецепты! Так вот, Тим, дружок, теперь слушай - вот настоящие указания".

     

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